Enfield

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Orchardside School, 230 Bullsmoor Ln, Enfield, EN1 4RL

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Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey

Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
6
6
12
2
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
6
4
8
3
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
6
3
6
4
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
6
3
6
5
Flabberden (Enfield Red)
6
1
2
6
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) 6 6 0 0 67 25 42 12
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) 6 4 0 2 45 41 4 8
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) 6 3 0 3 44 22 22 6
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) 6 3 0 3 38 38 0 6
Flabberden (Enfield Red) 6 1 0 5 23 49 -26 2
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) 6 1 0 5 18 60 -42 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) 6 4 2 0 24 4 20 10
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) 6 3 2 1 22 8 14 8
Flabberden (Enfield Red) 6 4 0 2 15 15 0 8
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) 6 2 1 3 12 15 -3 5
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) 6 2 1 3 12 17 -5 5
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) 6 0 0 6 2 28 -26 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) 6 6 0 0 23 5 18 12
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) 6 3 2 1 19 9 10 8
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) 6 4 0 2 18 13 5 8
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) 6 1 2 3 5 6 -1 4
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) 6 1 1 4 6 16 -10 3
Flabberden (Enfield Red) 6 0 1 5 -3 19 -22 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Beyz Beyz 8.00 8.31%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Darryl Daniel 7.50 -0.17%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Jamie Hurley 6.50 3.55%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Philip Stubbs 6.00 1.60%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Douglas Curtis 5.50 3.25%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Dan Warren 5.50 0.51%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Lawrence Kill 3.50 0.92%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Michael Maxwell 3.00 1.79%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Chris Leontiou 3.00 1.15%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Cos Costa 3.00 0.99%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Barckley Sumner 3.00 0.53%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Kai Taylor 3.00 -0.18%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Pavlos Loizou 3.00 -0.23%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Erhan Mustafa 3.00 -0.65%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Emmanuel Dadzie 2.50 1.82%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Michael Harper 2.50 1.65%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Matthew Ansah 2.50 1.47%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Peter Eberle 2.50 1.07%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Alfie Jerome 2.50 0.86%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Robert Collins 2.50 0.67%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Jason Phasouliotis 2.50 0.28%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Jake Spicer 2.50 0.16%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Jamie Trevatt 2.50 -0.78%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Joseph Hull 2.50 -2.63%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Daniel Cantle 2.50 -2.76%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) CRISTIAN BARBOSU 1.50 -0.09%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Raphael Owusu 1.00 2.36%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Daniel Smith 1.00 0.22%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Robert Cook 1.00 -0.32%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Martin Castell 1.00 -0.99%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Jan Ozkan 1.00 -1.69%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Warren Hogarth 1.00 -1.85%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Connor Devlin 1.00 -1.93%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Ali Gurdal 1.00 -3.85%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Michael Silva 0.50 2.09%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Iulian Dumitru 0.50 1.59%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Ben Booth 0.50 0.57%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Filipe De Freitas 0.50 0.48%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Oscar Veloz Cano 0.50 0.18%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Gareth John 0.50 -0.09%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Richard Olaneye 0.50 -0.78%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) James Carter 0.50 -0.88%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Joshua Ansah 0.50 -4.97%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 06 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 20:00
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 06 February

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    VS 20:30
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 06 February

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 21:00
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 09 January

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    12 - 7
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    3 - 4
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    11 - 1
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 28 November

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 14
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    5 - 7
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    7 - -1
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 06 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    0 - 0
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

 

  • Thursday 23 January

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 23 January

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    VS 20:30
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 23 January

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 21:00
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 30 January

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

  • Thursday 30 January

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 30 January

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 21:00
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 13 February

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

  • Thursday 13 February

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 13 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 21:00
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 20 February

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    VS 20:00
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 20 February

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 20:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 20 February

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 16 January

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    2 - 11
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    8 - 6
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    9 - 6
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 19 December

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    1 - 7
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    4 - 7
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    1 - 9
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 12 December

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    9 - 14
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    10 - 6
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    12 - 1
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 05 December

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    2 - 11
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 12
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    15 - 9
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 21 November

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    8 - -1
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    6 - 8
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    4 - 3
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

  • Thursday 14 November

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    5 - 6
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    3 - 7
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    13 - 1
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 23 January

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 30 January

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 13 February

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    0 - 0
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 20 February

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 0
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)