Enfield

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Orchardside School, 230 Bullsmoor Ln, Enfield, EN1 4RL

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Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey

Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
2
2
4
2
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
2
1
3
3
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
2
1
2
4
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
2
1
2
5
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
2
0
1
6
Flabberden (Enfield Red)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) 2 2 0 0 16 11 5 4
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) 2 1 1 0 15 14 1 3
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) 2 1 0 1 21 16 5 2
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) 2 1 0 1 19 15 4 2
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) 2 0 1 1 14 15 -1 1
Flabberden (Enfield Red) 2 0 0 2 8 22 -14 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) 2 2 0 0 5 0 5 4
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) 2 2 0 0 6 2 4 4
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) 2 1 0 1 6 5 1 2
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 2
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) 2 0 0 2 0 5 -5 0
Flabberden (Enfield Red) 2 0 0 2 0 5 -5 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) 2 1 1 0 5 2 3 3
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) 2 1 0 1 9 6 3 2
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 2
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) 2 0 2 0 4 4 0 2
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 2
Flabberden (Enfield Red) 2 0 1 1 2 8 -6 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Billy Forman 7.00 0.73%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Daniel Cantle 2.50 3.08%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Michael Harper 2.50 2.24%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Michael Silva 2.50 2.14%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Douglas Curtis 2.50 1.94%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) CRISTIAN BARBOSU 2.50 1.05%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Beyz Beyz 2.00 0.72%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Jan Ozkan 1.00 1.82%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Uche Onwuka 1.00 1.42%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Connor Webb 1.00 1.35%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Joshua Ansah 1.00 1.28%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Kingsley Appiah 1.00 1.22%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Alfie Jerome 1.00 1.09%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Ben Bruce 1.00 1.08%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Joseph Hull 1.00 0.77%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Cos Costa 1.00 0.68%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Jamie Trevatt 1.00 0.55%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) James Carter 1.00 0.45%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Raphael Owusu 1.00 0.44%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Jason Phasouliotis 1.00 0.09%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Ben Booth 0.50 5.16%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Michael Maxwell 0.50 4.15%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Anthony Ansah 0.50 2.47%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Connor Booth 0.50 2.37%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Edward Dadzie 0.50 2.21%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Steven Vickers 0.50 1.99%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Peter Eberle 0.50 1.30%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Thomas Cotton 0.50 1.21%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Martin Castell 0.50 1.14%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Barckley Sumner 0.50 0.97%
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) Daniel Smith 0.50 0.75%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Oscar Veloz Cano 0.50 0.63%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Christian Asare-Anderson 0.50 0.55%
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) Robert Cook 0.50 0.52%
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) Jamie Hurley 0.50 0.49%
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) Ali Gurdal 0.50 0.30%
Flabberden (Enfield Red) Emmanuel Dadzie 0.50 0.18%
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) Carlos Ahumada 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 17 April

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    VS 20:00
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 17 April

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 20:30
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 17 April

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 21:00
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 20:30
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 20 March

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    11 - 8
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    8 - 7
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    8 - 7
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 17 April

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    0 - 0
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 0
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

 

  • Thursday 27 March

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

  • Thursday 27 March

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    VS 20:30
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 27 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 21:00
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 03 April

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 03 April

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 20:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 03 April

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 10 April

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    VS 20:00
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 10 April

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 10 April

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 21:00
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 24 April

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    VS 20:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 24 April

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 24 April

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

  • Thursday 01 May

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 20:00
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 01 May

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 01 May

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 20:30
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    VS 21:00
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 22 May

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    VS 20:30
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    VS 20:00
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    VS 21:00
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 13 March

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    5 - 10
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    2 - 6
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    5 - 5
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 06 March

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    9 - 10
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    9 - 10
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    16 - 6
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)

  • Thursday 27 March

    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    0 - 0
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 03 April

    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 0
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)

  • Thursday 10 April

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    0 - 0
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)

  • Thursday 24 April

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)

  • Thursday 01 May

    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)

  • Thursday 22 May

    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    0 - 0
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
    0 - 0
    Flabberden (Enfield Red)
    Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
    0 - 0
    Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
    Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)