Enfield
Thursday | 20:00-22:00
Orchardside School, 230 Bullsmoor Ln, Enfield, EN1 4RL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Enfield. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
This Club is affiliated to and supported by:
Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey
Bob Stamegna, Coach, Enfield
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
5
5
10
2
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
5
3
6
3
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
5
3
6
4
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
5
3
6
5
Flabberden (Enfield Red)
5
1
2
6
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
5
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 59 | 19 | 40 | 10 |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 38 | 14 | 24 | 6 |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 36 | 27 | 9 | 6 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 34 | 39 | -5 | 6 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 40 | -23 | 2 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 54 | -45 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 22 | 2 | 20 | 9 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 6 | 14 | 7 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 6 |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 5 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 17 | -10 | 3 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 24 | -23 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 3 | 17 | 10 |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 8 | 7 | 6 |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 4 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 16 | -14 | 1 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 15 | -18 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Beyz Beyz | 6.50 | 7.69% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Darryl Daniel | 6.50 | 3.83% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Philip Stubbs | 6.00 | 2.67% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Dan Warren | 5.50 | 2.37% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Sully Miah | 5.50 | 1.93% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Douglas Curtis | 5.00 | 5.41% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Erhan Mustafa | 3.00 | 2.86% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Lawrence Kill | 3.00 | 1.76% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Jake Spicer | 2.50 | 1.48% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Barckley Sumner | 2.50 | 1.28% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Cos Costa | 2.50 | 1.19% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Jason Phasouliotis | 2.50 | 0.83% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Michael Maxwell | 2.50 | 0.81% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Robert Collins | 1.50 | 3.45% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Alfie Jerome | 1.50 | 2.79% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Jamie Hurley | 1.50 | 1.78% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Chris Leontiou | 1.50 | 1.04% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | CRISTIAN BARBOSU | 1.50 | 1.04% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Jamie Trevatt | 1.50 | 0.44% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Joseph Hull | 1.50 | 0.44% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Daniel Cantle | 1.50 | 0.19% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Michael Harper | 1.00 | 1.26% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Kai Taylor | 1.00 | 0.91% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Martin Castell | 1.00 | 0.66% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Jan Ozkan | 1.00 | 0.56% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Emmanuel Dadzie | 1.00 | 0.35% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Daniel Smith | 1.00 | 0.22% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Ben Booth | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Richard Olaneye | 0.50 | 0.43% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Oscar Veloz Cano | 0.50 | 0.18% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 09 January
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 20:00Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 09 January
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 20:30REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 09 January
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 21:00Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 06 February
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 06 February
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:30Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 06 February
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 21:00Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 28 November
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 14Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)5 - 7Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Flabberden (Enfield Red)7 - -1REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 09 January
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 06 February
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
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Thursday 16 January
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 20:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 16 January
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:30Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 16 January
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 21:00Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 23 January
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 20:00Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 23 January
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 20:30REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 23 January
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 21:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 30 January
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 20:00Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 30 January
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:30Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 30 January
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 21:00Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 13 February
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 20:00Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 13 February
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 20:30Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 13 February
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 21:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 20 February
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 20 February
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 20:30Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 20 February
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 21:00Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 19 December
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)1 - 7Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)4 - 7Flabberden (Enfield Red)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)1 - 9Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 12 December
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)9 - 14Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)10 - 6Flabberden (Enfield Red)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)12 - 1REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 05 December
Flabberden (Enfield Red)2 - 11Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 12Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)15 - 9Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 21 November
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)8 - -1Flabberden (Enfield Red)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)6 - 8Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)4 - 3Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 14 November
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)5 - 6Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Flabberden (Enfield Red)3 - 7Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)13 - 1REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 16 January
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 23 January
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 30 January
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 13 February
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 20 February
Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)